LoG Kehte Hain Ke Mera Dil Pathar Ka Hai,

LoG Kehte Hain Ke Mera Dil Pathar Ka Hai,

Lekin kuch LoG toh Isko Bhi Todhne Main Mahir Nikle....!!!

zindagi me waqt se jyada apna aur paraya koi nhi hote he

zindagi me waqt se jyada apna aur paraya koi nhi hote he,

waqt apna hota he to sab apne hote he

or waqt paraya hota he to har koi paraya

ho jate h.

Wo Ek Cherhra Hum Talash Kar Ke Roye

Wo Ek Cherhra Hum Talash Kar Ke
Roye
Zinda Hain Magar Zindagi Talash Kar
Ke Roye

Koi Kyun Bhool Gaye Humein Bana
Kar Apna
Hum Khud Mein Wo Kami Talash Kar
Ke Roye....

pyar vo cheez hai ...jo har kisike dil me nahi hoti

pyar vo cheez hai ...jo har kisike dil me nahi hoti

jiske dil me ho pyar...fir use kisi cheez ki kami nahi hoti....

mere haatho ko apne haatho me thaam kar usne pucha ...

mere haatho ko apne haatho me thaam kar usne pucha ...

pyar karti ho mujhe ???

me chup thi...

usne fir pucha ...

kya me tumhe pasand nahi..???

me kuch na keh saki...

usne pucha ....zindagi bitaogi mere saath ????

mene aankhe jhuka li....

usne kaha mere sukh dukh me hamesha saath rahogi ??

meri aankho me aansu the....;(

usne mera chehra utha ke dekha to heraan ho gaya or pucha ...aankho me aansu ku??

mene kaha pyar karne waalo ko agr ye sab puchna pade to pyar kesa ...pyar to rooh se hota hai ...aankho me padha jata hai ....or dil me basaya jata hai ....keh kar jo bayan ho vo pyar nahi hota ,

Sagar mei gehraayi hoti hai,

Sagar mei gehraayi hoti hai,
Yaadon mei tanhayi hoti hai,
Is busy life mei kaun kisko yaad karta hai,
Aur agar karta hai to uski yaado mei
sachhayi hoti hai…

Taqdeerein badal jaati hain,

Taqdeerein badal jaati hain,
jab zindgi ka ho koi Maqsad..
Warna,
Zindgi kat hi jaati hai,
Taqdeer ko ilzaam dete dete.

Socha tha k apne ruthe huye yar ko manau

Socha tha k apne ruthe huye yar ko manau
Ja ke uske daman mein toot kar bikhar jaau
Jab pahuchi uske aashiyane mein toh paya
Wo to dua kar  rhe the k main unse door ho jaau

Mohabbat pani me chalti naav ki tarah hoti h

Mohabbat pani me chalti naav ki tarah hoti h
Jo tej tufaan aane par,
Kisi ko samundar ke kone tak pahucha deti h
To kisi ko sambhalne ka mouka tak nahi deti

Hume mohabbat mein judayi manjoor thi par bewafayi nahi

Hume mohabbat mein judayi manjoor thi par bewafayi nahi

Par jab judayi huyi to jana judayi bewafai se jyada dard deti h

Hadh se gujar jaau to muje maaf karna,

Hadh se gujar jaau to muje maaf karna,
Dil mein tere utar jaau to muje maaf karna
Raat me tujhe dekh k tere deedar ki khatir,
Pal bhar jo theher jaau to muje maaf karna
Apne jazbaat se likhi huyi koyi gazal,
Tere naam kar jaau to muje maaf karna,
Teri pal bhar ki judayi mujhe jeene nai deti,
Tere bin jo agar marr jau to muje maaf karna

Jahaan BhooLi Hui Yaaden Daaman Thaam Lein DiL Ka,

Jahaan BhooLi Hui Yaaden Daaman Thaam
Lein DiL Ka,

..Wahan Sy Ajnabi Ban Kar Guzar Jana Hi
Behter Hai.

Muje talash h ek ruh ki, jo muje dil se pyar kare

Muje talash h ek ruh ki, jo muje dil se pyar kare

Warna insaan to paiso se bhi mil jaya karte hai

Kon yaad rakhta hai gujre huye waqt ke saathi ko

Kon yaad rakhta hai gujre huye waqt ke saathi ko

Log toh do din mein naam tak bhula dete hain

itana bhi na chaaho mujhe

.itana bhi na chaaho mujhe
ki main ik pal tumase door rah na sakoon
yoon na pyaar se dekho mujhe
ke main dil ki baaten tujhase kah na sakoon
itani bechaini le ke kaise jiyega koi
itani chaahat daaman mein kaise rakhega koi
chain kaheen lene na de mujhako pyaar tera
socha na hoga tumane itana pyaar karoonga
maang ke dekho jaan meri jaan bhi main de doonga
bhooluunga na main tujhako kabhi...............

Hamesha Har Gulaab Pe Titliyaan Nahi Aati

Hamesha Har Gulaab Pe Titliyaan Nahi Aati 

Hamesha Har Rone Pe Siskiyaan Nahi Aati 

Hamesha Hum Yaad Karte Hain Aapko Dil Se 

Par Na Jaane Kyon Aapko Hichkiyaan Nahi Aati…

Door Na Jaya Karo Dil Tadap Jata Hai,

Door Na Jaya Karo Dil Tadap Jata Hai,

 Tere Hi Khayalo Mein Din Guzar Jata Hai, 

Aaj Pucha Hai Dil Ne Ek Sawal Tum Se,

 Kya Door Reh Kar Tumko Humara Khayal Aata Hai ?

Aap Ko Khone Ka Har Pal Darr Laga Rehta Hai..

Aap Ko Khone Ka Har Pal Darr Laga Rehta Hai..
Jab Ki Aapko Paaya Hi Nahi..
Tum Bin Itna Tanha Hain Hum..
Ki
Mere Saath Mera Saaya Bhi Nahi..!

Koi Samajh Na Paye Wo Baat Hai hum..,

Koi Samajh Na Paye Wo Baat Hai hum.., 

Jo Dhal K Nayi Subah Laye Wo Raat Hai hum..,

 Chale Jaate Hai Log Is Dilse Rishta Banakar..,

 Jo Kabi Chhod K Na Jaaye Wo Saath Hai hum...

Mere Honthon ke mehakte hue naghmon par na ja

Mere Honthon ke mehakte hue naghmon par na ja
Mere seene mein kai aur bhi gam palte hain
Mere chehre par dikhawe ki hansi hai magar
Meri aankhon mein udaasi ke diye jalte hain.

Kuch ulje sawalo se darta hai dil,

Kuch ulje sawalo se darta hai dil,
jane kyun tanhai mein bikharta hai dil,
kisi ko panne ki ab koi chahat nahi,
bas kuch apno ko khone se darta hai dil.

Har raah ki manzil nhi, Par chalna to sabhi ko hai...

Har raah ki manzil nhi,
Par chalna to
sabhi ko hai...
Har dil ko dilbar ka
sath na ho,
Par dhadakna to
sabhi ko hai...
Bhale na ho mulaqat
apne pyar se,
Intzaar to sabhi ko
hai...
Koi keh de koi chhipa
le,
Par kisi na kisi se
pyaar to sabhi ko hai...!

I wish I had a delete button in my life.

I wish I had a delete button in my life.

To delete some people,

some memories,

and some feelings.. 

No matter how best you

No matter how best you
behave with people around you ....!
They will love you according to their needs and mood ...!

A Painful Moment..!! . . . .

A Painful Moment..!! . .
. .
. .
. .
. .
When u have so much pain in ur heart
& u want to talk to only person who
can stop u from crying, is exactly the
same person who made u

Xpresion of Eyes can b read by everyone

Xpresion of Eyes can b read by
everyone, But
Depression of Heart can b read
only
by best one.
Care for everyone. But, Don't
lose
The Best One..!

Loneliness is ......

Loneliness is when your have more than 300 contacts saved in
Your PHONE But
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
There is not a single number u can dial When your Feel
“BROKEN”……….

Attachment is not wen 2 people chat day n night.

Attachment is not wen 2 people chat day n
night.
Its wen som1 MSG u 4m morning n waits till
nite still having faith dat a single reply will come 4m u. 

दो आदमी बातें कर रहे थे....

पहला व्यक्ति -: कितने बच्चे हैं तुम्हारे...???

दूसरा व्यक्ति -: भगवान की दया से दो लड़कियाँ हैं , एक ये है और दूसरी घर पर है.....!!!

पहला व्यक्ति -: शुक्र है कि मेरे घर में किसी लड़की ने जन्म नही लिया....!!!
और यह कहकर वह मुस्कुराने लगा।

तभी छोटी सी लड़की ने बड़ी मासूमियत से जवाब दिया -:
"अंकल भगवान बेटी भी उसी को देता है, जिसमें बेटी पालने की हैसियत हो।"

"Honesty is a very EXPENSIVE gift

"Honesty is a very EXPENSIVE gift

Don't expect it from cheap people"

"PHOOL, Ka Koi Bhi"Naam"

"PHOOL, Ka Koi Bhi"Naam"Rakh Liya Jaye,
Magar
Pehchana To
"Khushboo"
Se Hi Jata He,
"Insaan"
Bhi
Waisa Hi He,
Us ka Koi Bhi
"Rang"Ho
"Roop"Ho
"Zaat"Ho
"Qabeela"Ho,
Mgr
Pehchana
Apne"Kirdar"Or Fitrat Se Hi Jata He...!

मुहब्बत आजमानी हो तो बस इतना ही काफी है,

मुहब्बत आजमानी हो तो बस इतना ही काफी है,

जरा सा रूठ कर देखो मनाने कौन आता है...

har insaan ki soch alag alag hai ....

har insaan ki soch alag alag hai ....
ek insaan ki nazar me glass aadha bhara hai ...
ek isaan ki nazar me aadha khaali...

baat sirf itni si nahi ki glass aadha bhara hai ya aadha khaali ...baat hai nazariye ki .....

ek insaan sabki achi baate hi dekhta hai ..uske gun dekhta hai ...or kehta hai ki vo insaan itna acha hai....

ek insaan dusre ki sirf kamiyo ko dekhta hai ...vo sirf unki galat baato or aadto ko dekhta hai ....

jo insaan glass ko bhara hua kehta hai uski soch positive hai ...vo har baat me achai dekhta hai ....har insaan me achai dekhte hai....or jo glass ko aada khaali kehte hai unki soch negative hai ....vo sirf sabhi me kami hi dekhna jaante hai ......

 

har insaan ki parakh uske dil se kro..

har insaan ki parakh uske dil se kro..

uske look se nhi...

agar uska dil saaf hai...to usse bda koi ameer aur khubsurat nhi...

Zindagi jab rulane lage,

Zindagi jab rulane lage,
Itna muskurao ke dard bhi sharmane lage,
Nikle Na ansu ankho se kabhi,
Or kismat bhi majbur hokar aapko hasane lage...

A SAD Love Story:

A SAD Love Story:

There Were Two Lovers Who Decided To End
Their Relationship.
After Many Years When The BoyGot Married,
Her Ex G.F Approached
Him&Said:
...... "How Dare You Use My Favorite Color
As The Theme Of Your Wedding..!
How Dare You Use My Favorite Flowers As Your
Decoration! How Dare You Set The Date I Proposed You As
Your Wedding Day & How Dare You Use Our Song For The Ceremony ??
The Boy Cried & Said:
"Because This Is The Only Way ICould Pretend To My Heart ThatI'm Getting
Married To YOU. . . :`(((

Apne Aasuo Ko Itna Mehnga Kardo,

Apne Aasuo Ko Itna Mehnga Kardo, 

Ki Koi Unhe kharidne Ki Koshish Na Kare....

Aur Apni Muskan Ko Itna Sasta Kardo, 

Ki Hr Koi Usko Pane Ki Chahat Kare.....

Duriyaa mitaaye mitati nahi,

Duriyaa mitaaye mitati nahi,
Dilon kaa fasalaa youn hi bhad jaata hai.
Jab pyaar mein wafaa, bewafaa banajaataa hai.
To dil mein mohabbat nahi,
Sirf nafrat hi reha jaata hai.

Main Ne Tumhein Aazad Kiya !

Main Ne Tumhein Aazad Kiya !
Kuch Qasmon Se !
Kuch Waadon Se !
Kuch Aankhon Ki Barsaaton Se !
Jao Main Ne Tumhein Aazad Kiya !
Kuch Uljhey Suljhey Dhaagey They ! Kuch
Kachey Pakkey Naatey They !
Un Naaton Mein Koi Apna Tha !
Us Se Apna Sa Ik Rishta Tha !
Us Rishtey Mein Ik Chaahat Thi !
Us Chaahat Se Tumhein Aazad Kiya

Log Kehte Hain

Log Kehte Hain
Jise Hadd Se Jyada Pyaar Karo,
Woh Pyaar Ki Kadar Nahi Karta..

Par Sach Toh Ye Hai Ki..
PYAR Ki Kadar Jo Bhi Karta Hai
Usey Koi Pyaar Hi Nahi Krta ...!

Guzri hai kal woh raat ajeeb si,

Guzri hai kal woh raat ajeeb si,
karte rahe woh humse chaahat ajeeb si,
ab saari zindagi tanha hi jina hoga,
bichadte waqt woh kar gaya baat ajib si..!!

"Dosti Wo Nahi jo Hum

"Dosti Wo Nahi jo Hum
Ek Saal Mein Kitno Se Karte Hai,
.
.
.
"Dosti Toh Wo Hai Jo Hum
Kisi Ek Se Kitne Saalo Tak Rakhte
Hai. . . . ♥♥

Hath ki lakire to sirf sajawat bayan karti hai

Hath ki lakire to sirf sajawat bayan
karti hai
dosto..
Kismat agar malum hoti to koi ishq na
karta..

If sum one waits for u ..

If sum one waits for u .. It
does'nt mean that ..
They have nothing else to do ..
It just mean ..
that nothing else is ..
More important than u♥


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Teri mohabbat ke pyase the isliye haath faila
diya humne,
"Jaan"
warna ham to khud ki zindagi k liye bhi dua
nahi karte.



 

Palat Kar Bhi Nahi Dekhi Teri Ye Be Rukhi Hum Ne

Palat Kar Bhi Nahi Dekhi Teri Ye Be Rukhi Hum Ne

Bhula Dain gay Tujhe Aisa K Tum Bhi Yaad
Rakhoge..

I was only a time pass in your life

I was only a time pass in your life
but one day you will realise that the time
 that you passed with me was the most beautiful time you have ever spend.

Pyar Ki Duniya Mein Sab Kuch Sehte Rehte Hai

Pyar Ki Duniya Mein Sab Kuch Sehte Rehte Hai
Akele Hi Humesha Uske Gum Sehte Rehte Hai
Hum Chahte Hai Unki Ankho Se Ek Bhi Aansoo Na Nikle
Isi Liye To Har Wakt Humare Aansoo Behte Rehte Hai
Pyar Me Bahut Dard Milta Hai Fir Bhi Hum Chup Chap Sehte Rehte Hai
Kabhi Na Kabhi To Use Bhi Pyar Hoga Humse, Yahi Sochte Rehte Hai
Ek Pal Nahi Do Pal Nahi Humesha Uska Hi Intzaar Karte Rehte Hai
Pyar Karte Hai Hum Use Jaan Se Bhi Jyada Fir Bhi Dil Ko Dabaye Rehte Hai
Wo Khush Rahe Humesha, Har Pal Uske Liye Yahi Dua Karte Rehte Hai
Khud Ko Dosh Dekar Usko Humesha Wafa Ki Raah Dikhate Rehte Hai
Hume Jante Hai Ki Vo Hume Pyar Nahi Karta Hai
Fir Bhi Hum Usi Se Pyar Karte Rehte Hai
Usko Khush Dekhne Ke Liya Humesha Har Pal Har Ghadi Har Wakt Har Din
Bas Uske Liye Harte Hi Rehte Hai.

* Waqt Ek sa Nahi Rehta Kabhi sUn l0....!!!!

* Waqt Ek sa Nahi Rehta Kabhi sUn l0....!!!!

uNhe Bhi R0na Parta Hai Jo 0ron k0 Rulate Hain!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Larka perfume shop per ja kar bola

Larka perfume shop per ja kar bola:" 
1 perfume de do main apni GF k ghar aaj
raat
dinner par jana hai us ko GIFT dena
hai..

1 perfume aur de do us ki sister bhi
bahot hot hai us pe bhi line marni hai..

hmmmmm 1 or perfume de do, us ki mom ko bhi
impress karna
hai..

dinner per jaise hi larki ka baap enter
hua to larka ser juhka kar baith gaya.. .
.
.
GF:" mujhe nai pata tha k tum itney
shermiley ho .
.
.
Larka:" mujhe bhi maloom nai tha
k tumharey papa ki perfume shop hai... 

Application........

सेवा में,
प्रधानाचार्य
हाई स्कूल,पटना
सर,
बात ये हुई कि मेरे पिताजी ने मुझे फीस के लिए 500 रुपये दिए थे,
100 रुपये की फिल्म देखी, 150 की ड्रिंक, 50 रुपये का गर्लफ्रेंड
का रिचार्ज करवा दिया, 200 रुपये कॉमर्स वाली मैडम की वजह से
शर्त में हार गया, मैं समझता था कि उसका सिर्फ गणित वाले सर से
चक्कर है, पर उसका तो आपके साथ भी चक्कर निकला।
अब आपके पास दो ही रास्ते हैं, मेरी फीस माफ़ या आपके राज़
का पर्दाफाश।
धन्यवाद
आपका आज्ञाकारी
आपकी बेटी का बॉयफ्रेंड

MISS CALL..

Pappu :- Miss kya aap mujhe raat ko
call kar rahi thi.?
.
.
.
.
. .
.
.
Teacher- Nahi to...
,
. .
.
.
.
.
.
.
Pappu :- Kamaal hai..! subah mere
mobile pe likha tha-
MISS CALL..

Boyfriend- Mujhe maaf kar do

Boyfriend- Mujhe maaf kar do
Maine tumse chupaya.meri mangni
ho chuki hai,
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Girlfriend- Aray koi baat nahi
Chalo aao aaj main tumhe apne
bachchon se milwati hoon...hahahaha 

PAPPI te le lo PAPPI te ....

Santa: OYE Tu PAPPITA bechne wali nu KISS kyun kita ?
Banta: me ki kra ohi bar bar chillari si PAPPI te le lo PAPPI te le lo te maine le li.

santa khush...

I don't belive in "TIT FOR TAT RULE"

I don't belive in "TIT FOR TAT RULE"

bcz i can't bite a dog who has bitten me,

Don't spoil ur level just to teach others a moral -Stay Precious.....

Strnge But True

Zindagi ka sach
Ek garib subah jaldi Ghar se pet bharne k Liye nikalta hai
Aur
Ek Ameer pet kam karne k liye

GIRL- Mujhe Kyu Dekh Rahe Ho?

GIRL- Mujhe Kyu Dekh Rahe Ho? Tumhari Koi Behen Nahi Hai Kya?
BOY - Hai IsiLiye To Dekh Raha Hu.
GIRL- Kyu?
BOY - Meri Behen Ko BHABHI Chahiye.

6 roses 4 U

-@-@-@-@-@-@
6 roses 4 U
1 4 health
1 4 wealth
1 4 hapines
1 4 frndshp
or baki 2
Kaan pe laga lena
Mast lagoge

@('.')@
-<( )>
._/ /_

Are wah!Kya dikhte ho

Kumar Sanu ~ Romantic / Heart Broken ~ Full Songs

 

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waqt to aata hai aur fir chala jata hai,

waqt to aata hai aur fir chala jata hai,
iska intezar kabhi mat karna,
jo juda hokar bhi bar-bar yaad aye
itna pyaar kisi se kabhi mat karna.

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jivan bhut sunder hai..............

Ek din pyar ne judai se kaha.

Ek din pyar ne judai se kaha.

Main kahi jata hu to kyu piche a jati hai.

Judai ne has kar jwab diya.

Mere ane se to teri keemat badh jati hai.

Ek din mene kisi se pyar ka matlab pucha

Ek din mene kisi se pyar ka matlab pucha
Wo jor se hans pada aur kahne laga

Pyaar ka matlab nahi hota
Haan matlab ka pyar jaroor hota hain

Kya 2012 Aur 2013 Ek Saath Aa Sakte Hai??

Kya 2012 Aur 2013 Ek Saath Aa Sakte Hai??
.
.
.

Nahi Na..
.
.
.
.
Par Dekh Lo Aaj Hi AAgya
.
.
.
20.12.2013
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.
.
.
.
Kasam Se Bachpan Se GENIUS Hun, Par Kabhi
Ghamand Nahi Kiya..!!

Na Tamannao Ki Barish Huyi,

Na Tamannao Ki Barish Huyi,
Na Hasrato Ka Tufaan Utha

Bas Khawaisho Ki Mout Huyi,
Aur Sapno Ka Kafila Loota

Jaha Chahat Ki Baat Huyi,
Wahi Mayusi Ka Aasra Jhutha

Aur Jaha Armaano Ki Baraat Saji,
Wahi Chupke Se Mera Dil Toota

Behind your Smile,

Behind your Smile,
I know there are Sorrows..
Behind your laughters,
I Know there are Tears..
But I want You to Know that
Behind you Is "Me"
Who always Care For You......[♥]

pyar ka naam mat lo , mujhay bura lagta.

pyar ka naam mat lo , 

mujhay bura lagta.

 ab kisi per aitbaar kerna mujhay bura lagta.

 loutker wapus nahi ayengay wo gujre hue pal. 

un paloo ko yaad kerna mujhay bura lagta hai. 

jakhm to bhout diye usne es diley nadaan ko 

jakham mai bhi de sakti thi per badala lena mujhay bura lagta ha

pyar ka naam mat lo mujhay bura lagta hai.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ab to dard sehnay ki itni aadat hogyi hai

Ab to dard sehnay ki itni aadat hogyi hai

 …Ab jab dard nahi milta to dar hota hai…

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Muhabbat ke baad muhabbat mumkin hai

Magar toot ke chahna sirf aik baar hota hai !


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Ek k.g class ka ladka apni class me baitha tha..

Ek k.g class ka ladka apni class me baitha tha..
.
Ek cute si ladki speech shuru karne jaa rahi thi ki
.
usse pehle ladke ne apne dono hatho se apne kaan
band kar diye...
.
Frnd:" Tune apne haato se kaan kyu band kiye..???
.
.
Ladka:" Ale jo spech dene
jaalahi aa na..
wo meli gal flend hai ..
wo spech k chulu me hi bolegi...
.
.
"my deal brothels nd shistels"
.
toh mela to popu ho jayega na..

Agar boyfrnd, girlfrnd k liye

Agar boyfrnd, girlfrnd k liye
Car ka darwaza khole, to
Samajh jao ki 2 hi wajah ho
sakti hai...
.
.
.
Ya to car new hai ya
girlfrnd..:p=D:D

1 pagal, Kutte pe baith ke ghoom raha tha,

1 pagal, Kutte pe baith ke ghoom raha tha,
.
.
.
2nd pagal: Tujhe police pakad legi..
. .
.
1st pagal: kyu ??
.
.
. 2nd pagal: Helmet nahi pahna hai tune..
.
.
1st pagal:"Abey niche dekh 4wheeler hai..

FUNNY INTERVIEW

Officer:" What Is Your
Name ??
Candidate:" M P. Sir
Officer:" Tell Me Properly
Candidate:" Mohan Pal Sir
Officer:" Your Father's
Name ??
Candidate:" M P. Sir
Officer:" What Does That
Mean ??
Candidate:" Manmohan Pal
Sir
Officer:" Your Native Place
Candidate:" M P. Sir
Officer:" Is It Madhya
Pradesh ??
Candidate:" No, Munnur
Pal Sir
Officer:" What Is Your
Qualification ??
Candidate:" M P. Sir
Officer:" (Angrily) What Is
It ??
Candidate:" Metric Pass
Officer:" Why Do You Need
A Job ??
Candidate:" M P. Sir
Officer:" And What Does
That Mean ?
Candidate:" Money Problem
Sir
Officer:" Describe Your
Personality
Candidate:" M P. Sir
Officer:" Explain Yourself
Clearly
Candidate:" Mind-blowing
Personality Sir
Officer:" This Discussion Is
Now here, You May Go
Now
Candidate:" M P. Sir
Officer:" What Is It Now
Candidate:" My
Performance... ??
Officer:" Mp !!!
Candidate:" What Is That
Sir..???
Officer:" Mentally
Puncture.. 

Ek Boy Fansi Laga kar suicide kar Raha Tha..

Ek Boy Fansi Laga kar
suicide kar Raha Tha..
.
.
.
Ek chote bacche ne usey
dekha..
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
aur uske paas ja kar bola..
.
.
.
Aleyyyyy.. sirf latkne se
height nahi
badegi..
.
.
Mummy ko bolo complan
pilaye 

♥♥♥ Tu Shaq Na Kar Mere Jazbato Pe

♥♥♥ Tu Shaq Na Kar Mere Jazbato Pe
Tere Saath Hi Zindagi Meri Khubsurat Hai
Jitni Ehmiyat Hai Pani Ki Marte Insan Ke Liye
Bus Utni Hi Mujhe Teri Zarurat Hai ♥♥♥

BeSt Relation.

1 Kitab ki tarah hai
Wo kitni bhi "PuraNi" ho
JaYe....
PaR usKe AlfaZ Nhi
badlenge
kaBhi Yaad AyE...
To
paNNe palat k dekhna
HuM aaJ jaisE
hai,,,
KaL waise hI MilengE...!

Hum phir se niklege talaashne ko apni zindagi me khushiyan yaaro..

Hum phir se niklege talaashne ko apni zindagi me khushiyan yaaro..
Dua karna is baar kisi se mohabbat na ho jaye !! -

Relationship doesn't get closer by meetings,

But it is sweetened by THOUGHTS.
I care for you in my own STRANGE ways.

May be you will never know,
May be I will never show...

A small but very meaningful thought...

"#Nothing is interesting in #Life...

If you are not interested"

The Audience sees a 'Joker' as a #Joker

The Audience sees a 'Joker' as a #Joker
But the 'Joker' sees himself as a Performer

No matter what others perceive about you,
it is your #Life.
So Live it with #Confidence!!!

Someone asked me what is UR attitude…

Someone asked me what is UR attitude…
then i simply replied

“BEING SINGLE IS MY ATTITUDE…"

I know I'm not perfect

I know I'm not perfect
nd I don't claim to be
but before U start pointing fingers,
make sure ur hands are clean......

I never explain myself to anyone....

I never explain myself to anyone
coz
person who likes me
doesn't need it.
and
person who dislikes me,
won't believe it !!

Don't Get My PERSoNaLity

Don't Get My PERSoNaLity
& My AttiTude Twisted ,

Coz My PerSoNality z Me,
And My AttiTuDe
Depends on You......!!!!

लव लेटर ...

  डीयर पिंकी,


लव लेटर भेजने का कारण है कि मैं तुझे बहुत पसंद करता हूं.. तू भी तो हमेशा मेरी तरफ देखती रहती है इसलिए मुझे लगा कि मैं भी तुझे बहुत पसंद हूं. तू मैथ्स में मेरी थोड़ी हेल्प कर दिया कर ना. और हां तु लाल रिब्बन मत लगाया कर. क्यूंकि तेरे पीछे वाली लड़की उस पर इंक लगाती है इसलिए मुझे बहुत गुस्सा आता है.


वो मेरे पड़ोस में ही रहती है, और तू घबरा मत तेरे इंक का बदला मैं उसके घर की घंटी बजा कर ले लेता हूं. मैं उसके घर की घंटी बजाकर भाग जाता हूं.


और तू फेयर एंड लवली लगाया कर ज्यादा गोरी दिखेगी. तेरे पास वाली लड़की गुड्डी है ना? वो तुझ से भी गोरी है लेकिन मुझे तो बस तू ही पसंद है. क्यूंकि वो गुड्डी ना मेरी पेन चुरा लेती है.


लेटर पढ़कर अगर गुस्सा आए तो इसे मुझे वापस कर देना, सर को मत देना बहुत मुश्किल से लिखा है. तुम्हें पसंद नहीं आया तो किसी और को दे दूंगा.


तुम्हारा चीकू

Dil Ki Kitab Kuch Is Trah Banayi Hai,

Dil Ki Kitab Kuch Is Trah Banayi Hai,
Har Panno Par Aapki Yad Samayi Hai,
Kahi fatt Na Jaye 1 B Panna
Isliye Har Panne par Dosti Ki Lemination Krayi Hai....

Nayi Cheez Dekho:

Voda(F)one
Ai(R)cell
Rel(I)ance
id(E)a
Bs(N)l
TATA In(D)icom
Dekho FRIEND ke bina saare network adhura hain
Kyunki har ek friend zaroori hota hai!

Agar Kuch Seekhna Hai To

Agar Kuch Seekhna Hai To
Aankhon Ko Padhna Seekh Lo <3
Warna Lafzo Ke Matlab To
Hazaro Nikalte Hain.... :(

Bhula Do Beeta Hua Kal

Bhula Do Beeta Hua Kal
Dil Mein Basao Aane Waala Kal
Hanso Aur Hansao Chahe Jo Bhi Ho Pal
Khushiyan Lekar Aayega Ye Aane Wala Kal

जिंदगी जीना आसान नहीं होता;

जिंदगी जीना आसान नहीं होता;
बिना संघर्ष कोई महान नहीं होता
जब तक न पड़े हथोड़े की चोट
पत्थर भी #भगवान नहीं होता......

दो दिन की जिंदगी है,

दो दिन की जिंदगी है,
इसे दो उसूलों से जिओ।
रहो तो फूलों की तरह;
और
बिखरों तो खुशबु की तरह।

Zindgi ko khushi se bitana sikh lo,

Zindgi ko khushi se bitana sikh lo,
Apne armano ko haqiqat bnana sikh lo,
Kabhi koi gam Aapko chhoo v na payega..
Bas bina baat k muskurana sikh lo...

एक लड़का एक नाई की दुकान में गया

एक लड़का एक नाई की दुकान में गया और नाई ने अपने ग्राहक से फुसफुसाते हुए कहा,
"ये दुनिया का सबसे मूर्ख बच्चा है तुम देखो मैं अभी कैसे साबित करता हूँ।"
नाई ने अपने एक हाथ में 10 रूपए का नोट रखा और दूसरे में 2 रूपए का सिक्का,
तब उस लड़के को अपने पास बुलाया और कहा, "बेटा तुम्हें कौन सा चाहिए?"
बच्चे ने 2 रूपए का सिक्का उठाया और बाहर चला गया।
नाई ने कहा, "मैंने तुमसे क्या कहा था ये लड़का कुछ भी नहीं जानता, बाद में जब वो ग्राहक बाल कटवा कर बाहर निकला
तो उसे वही बच्चा दिखा जो आइसक्रीम की दुकान के पास खड़ा आइसक्रीम खा रहा था।"
ग्राहक: अरे बेटा क्या मैं तुमसे एक बात पूछूँ? तुमने 10 रूपए लेने के बजाय 2 रूपए का सिक्का क्यों लिया?
बच्चे ने अपनी आइसक्रीम चाटते हुए जवाब दिया,
"अंकल जिस दिन मैंने 10 रूपए का नोट ले लिया उस दिन खेल खत्म...
2 रूपए मिलने भी बंद हो जायेंगे... :D :P

Dil ke 4 hisse hote hain . . .

Dil ke 4 hisse hote hain . . .
1 - Mom
2 - Dad
3 - God
4 - Love
.
Aur #Friends ke liye ?
.
.
Dosto ke liye koi jagah nahi.
Tum log to heartbeat ho yaar
tumhare bina life impossible hai. . . . .

Hum mile - It was a chance.

Hum mile - It was a chance.
Hum fir mile - It was luck.
Hum dost bne - It was gudluck.
Hum aaj b dost hain - it was our decision.
Hum hamesha dost rahenge - it's my promise.

Jivan main kuch dost....

Jivan main kuch dost “AAINA”
aur
kuch dost “SAAYE” ki tarah hone chahiye.

.
“AAINA” aapko sach batata hai
.
“SAAYA” aapka sath nahi chhodta :)

एक टीचर ने मजाक में बच्चो से कहा

एक टीचर ने मजाक में बच्चो से कहा
जो #बच्चा कल #स्वर्ग से मिट्टी लायेगा,
मैं उसे #इनाम दूँगी..!
अगले दिन #टीचर क्लास में सब बच्चों से पूछती है.
क्या कोई बच्चा मिट्टी लाया?
सारे बच्चे #खामोश रहते हैं...
एक बच्चा उठकर टीचर के पास जाता है और कहता है,
लीजिये मैडम, मैं लाया हूँ स्वर्ग से मिट्टी..!
टीचर उस बच्चे को डांटते हुए कहती है;
मुझे बेवकूफ़ समझता है..कहाँ से लाया है ये मिट्टी..?
.
.
रोते रोते बच्चा बोला - "मेरी माँ के पैरों के नीचे से" _/\_

Chahte Hain Jise Hum, Wo Nazro Se Door Hai

Chahte Hain Jise Hum, Wo Nazro Se Door Hai
.
Kisi Aur K Sath Dekh Kr Use, Ye Dil Jalne Ko Majboor Hai
.
Sochte Hain Bhula Denge Use Hum Lekin
.
Phir Uske Samne Aate Hi, Usko Fir Se Yaad Krne Ko Majboor Hai Hum


   

♥♥♥♥☆☆Pyar ki aanch me to pathar bhi pighal jata hai......

♥♥♥♥☆☆Pyar ki aanch me to pathar bhi pighal jata hai......
Sache dil se sath de to naseeb bhi badaljata hai......
Pyar ki rahon me mil jaye sacha hamsafar.......
To koi gira hua insaan bhi sambhal jata hai......!!☆

♥♥Sabhi rishton ko jb parkha, nateeja aik hi nikla,

♥♥Sabhi rishton ko jb parkha, nateeja aik hi nikla,

Zarurat Hi Sabhi Kuch hai, MUHABBAT Kch Nahi hoti..

Koi dard hi na ho mujhe aisa bana do,

Koi dard hi na ho mujhe aisa bana do,
mujhe Aap apne hi jaisa bana do,
maayoos hoti hoon jab woh todte hai dil,
1 patthar ka dil mere bhi seene me laga do...

☆ Chahat ke parde me nafrat hai mumkin ☆

☆ Chahat ke parde me nafrat hai mumkin ☆

☆ To nafrat ke parde me chahat bhi hogi ☆

☆ Agr koi khafa hota hai tumse apna samajh kr ☆

☆ Toh usko yaqinan tumse mohabbat bhi hogi 

ღ Taaluq toot jayega mera saare zamane se

ღ Taaluq toot jayega mera saare zamane se
Mere apne khafa honge tumhe apna banane se ღ
♥•.¸¸.•♥ ´¨`♥•. ­ ¸¸.•♥ ´¨`♥•.¸¸.•­♥•.¸¸.•♥ ´¨`♥
ღ Tumhare saath rehne se mujhe sukoon milta tha
Bahut takleef hoti hai tumhare door jane se ღ
♥•.¸¸.•♥ ´¨`♥•. ­ ¸¸.•♥ ´¨`♥•.¸¸.•­♥•.¸¸.•♥ ´¨`♥
ღ Mere ghar ko jala dena magar ye zehen me rkhna
Ujaala mil nahi sakta kisi ka ghar jalaane se ღ
♥•.¸¸.•♥ ´¨`♥•. ­ ¸¸.•♥ ´¨`♥•.¸¸.•­♥•.¸¸.•♥ ´¨`♥
ღ Hamari jaan jayegi to phir jaan jaoge
Ke haasil kuch nahi hota kisi ka dil dukhane se ღ

◆ Uske siwa koi mere jazbaat me nahi ◆

◆ Uske siwa koi mere jazbaat me nahi ◆

◆ Aankho me jo nami hai wo barsaat me nahi ◆

◆ Paane ki usey koshish bahut ki dosto ◆

◆ Mgr wo ek lakeer hai jo mere haath me nahi ◆

Life is too short ...

Life is too short to wake up
in the morning with regrets.
So love the people who treat you right
and
forget about the ones who don't.!!

Wife drinking WHISKEY,

Wife drinking WHISKEY,
asked “Tum kaun ho?”
.
.
. Husband: Pagal ho gayi ho kya?
Apne husband ko bhool gayi?
.
.
.
. Wife: Nasha har gum bhula deta
hai…. “Bhaisaab”..!!:

Hamari generation ko sabse zyaada tension kab hoti hai.....??

Hamari generation ko
sabse
zyaada tension kab hoti
hai.....??
.
.
.
Exams mein.??
Nahi
.
.
.
Results mein ??
Nahi
.
.
.
Jab so kar utho aur mobile paas na ho,
kasam se pairo k
neeche se zameen khisak jati hai..

"kal ka kaam Aaj Mat karo, usko kal tak hi rakho..

"kal ka kaam Aaj Mat karo, usko kal tak hi rakho..
kya pata us kaam ko karne ki zarurat hi na pade''..
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
BY William kamchor & James Haramkhor.... 

Mohabbat karni hai toh hadd me reh kar karo

Mohabbat karni hai toh hadd me reh kar karo

Be-inteha chahoge to meri tarah toot jaoge.... ♥

Pappu: Rasgulle hai..?

Pappu: Rasgulle hai..?
. .
.
.
.
DUKANDAAR: Nahi..!
.
.
.
Pappu : Dekh Lunga..!!
.
. .
Dukandar (Gusse Mein): Kya dekh lega be..?? . .
.
.
.
Pappu: Dusri Dukaan Me Jakar Dekh Loonga..!!!

Husband : Dubai jaa raha hun...

Husband : Dubai jaa raha hun...
Wife : Mere liye jewellery lana...
.
Husband : Paris jaa raha hun....
Wife : Mere liye cosmetics lana...
.
Husband : London jaa raha hun...
Wife : Perfumes leke aana...
.
Husband : Narak mein jaa raha hun...
Wife : Bhagwan ka diya sub kuch hai...
bas tum apna khyal rakhna..!!! 

♥Todna Hota Toh Rishta Hum N Banate♥......!

♥Todna Hota Toh Rishta Hum N Banate♥......!
♥Umid Na Hoti To Hum Sapne Na Sjate♥......!!
♥Aitbar Kiya Hamne Apki Wafa Pe♥ ....!
♥Bhrosa N Hota To dil Apke Hath Me N Thmate♥..

Gusse ka aana "mard" hone ki nishani hai, magar....

Gusse ka aana "mard" hone ki nishani hai,
magar....
gusse ko pee jana "married" hone ki nishani hai!!!
---------------------------
Jo Aadmi hamesha hasta rehta hai
usko "HUS-MUKH" kehte hain.
Ab sawaal yeh hai ki jiska hasna bilkul
band ho gaya ho usko kya kehte hai
"HUS BAND"..... 

Jab Koyi Dost

Jab Koyi Dost
Aap ko apna Raaz
Bataye to yeh samajh lena.. k,
wo
Apni izzat aap ko
Amanat deta hai..
.
Isme kabhi
Khyanat na karna..

Some people hurt by words ,

Some people hurt by
words ,
some by action & some

by
silence ...
But the biggest hurt I believe is
that
Someone ignoring us
when we value them a
lot.

Ek ladki parfume lagaye hue bus me chadi...

Ek ladki parfume lagaye hue bus
me chadi...
.
.
.
.
Ladke ne commnt pass kiya...
Aaj kal phinal ka use kuch jyada
hi hota he...
.
.
.
.
Ladki boli :
fir bhi cockroz pichha nahi
chhorte... !!!



.

Zindagi Jiyo Toh Jarurat Ke Mutabik

Zindagi Jiyo Toh Jarurat Ke Mutabik
Kabhi Bhi Khawaisho Ke Mutabik Nahi
Kyuki Jarurat Toh Fakeero Ki Bhi Puri Ho Jati Ha
Aur Khawaisho Ameero Ki Bhi Aduri Rah Jati Ha

Bhula Kar Hame Wo Khush Reh Payenge

Bhula Kar Hame Wo Khush Reh Payenge
Sath Mein Nahi To Mere Jane K Baad Muskuraye Ge
Dua Hai Khuda Se Ki Unhe Kabhi Dard Na Dena
Hum To Seh Gaye Par Wo Toot Jayenge!

Khuda Kare Ki Pyar Me Kisi Ka Dil Na Toote

Khuda Kare Ki Pyar Me Kisi Ka Dil Na Toote
Jaise Rutha Mera Sanam Kisi Aur Ka Na Ruthe
Rota Hai Dil Aur Toot Jate Hain Sapne
Ankhon Ke Aansoo Bhi Nahin Hote Hain Apne

Dard Ki Raah Hai

Dard Ki Raah Hai
Har Taraf Hai Andhere Koi Raasta Bhi Nahin?
Hum Ne Apno Se Hi Chot Aisi Khai Hai
Baat Gairo Ki Hoti To Dil Yeh Tadpta Bhi Nahin?
Robaro Baitha Hai Koi Apna Magar Apna Bhi Nahin?
Jiski Khatir Hum Aaye The Akele Yaha Tak
Raaste Bhar Main Uska Koi Nishan Bhi Nahin?
Ajnabee Hai Yeh Shair Ajnabee Hai Yeh Log
Mera Apna Jo Yaha Chopa Hai WO Dikhta Bhi Nahin?
Hum Akele Chale To Koi Saath Na Tha
Teri Hasrat Kare Ruswa Mujhe
Raaz Aisa Hai Ke Chupta Bhi Nahin?
Itne Gham Sine Main Hum Ne Chupai Hai
Ke Ab Aansoo Bhi Sukha Hai Jo Barasta Bhi Nahin?

Buj Gaya Bhi To Kya Apne Dil Ke Diye

Buj Gaya Bhi To Kya Apne Dil Ke Diye
Abh Na Roenge Hum Roshini Ke Liye
Dil Ka Shisha Jo Tuta To Gam Kyu Kare
Dard Kafi Hai Bus Zindagi Ke Liye!

Tou Meri Chahat Ka Ek Lafz Bi Na Parh Saka ,

Tou Meri Chahat Ka Ek Lafz Bi Na Parh Saka ,

Main Tery Diey Huey Dard Ki Kitab Parhty Parhty Aksar So Jati Hon

Kitni Royi Thi Main Teri Khaatir,

Kitni Royi Thi Main Teri Khaatir,

Ab Jo Sochu’n To, Hansi Aati Hai..!!

Dheere Dheere Se Ab Tere Pyaar Ka Dard Kam Hua,

Dheere Dheere Se Ab Tere Pyaar Ka Dard Kam Hua,
Na Tere Aane Ki Khushi Hui Aur Na Jaane Ka Gam Hua,
Jab Log Mujhse Puchte Hain Hamari Dosti Ki Dastaan,
Main Keh Deta Hun Ki Ek Fasana Tha Jo Ab Khatm Hua…

Koi Achha Lage To Usse Pyar Mat Karna,

Koi Achha Lage To Usse Pyar Mat Karna,
Uske Liye Neendein Bekaar Mat Karna,
Do Din To Aayenge Khushi Se Milne,
Teesre Din Kahenge Mera Intezar Mat Karna…

Kisi Ki Yadoon Mein Khona Achha Nahi Lagta Humein

Kisi Ki Yadoon Mein Khona Achha Nahi Lagta Humein
Kisi Ke Liye Tanha Jeena Achha Nahi Lagta Humein
Hum To Kaat Chuke Hain Bohut Phele Tanha Zindagi
Ab Phir Se Kisi Ke Liye Marna Achha Nahi Lagta Humein…

Meri Chahat Apny Dil Main Kuch Is Tahra Chupa Lo

Meri Chahat Apny Dil Main Kuch Is Tahra Chupa Lo

Daikha Karo Khud Ko Mujh Main Mujh Ko Aaina Bana Lo..


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Aag Ho To Jalney Main Der Kitne Lagtee Hai

Aag Ho To Jalney Main Der Kitne Lagtee Hai
Barf Key Pighalney Main Der Kitne Lagtee Hai
Chahey Koi Ruk Jaye,Chahey Koi Rah Jaye
Qafloun Ko Chalney Main Der Kitne Lagtee Hai
Chahey Koi Jase Bhee Hamsafar Ho Sadyoun Sey
Rasta Badalney Main Der Kitne Lagtee Hai
Ye To Waqt Key Bass Main Hai Ke Kitne Mohlat Dey
Warna Whakt Dhalney Main Der Kitne Lagtee Hai
Soch Ke Zamenoun Per Rastey Juda Hon To
Dur Ja Nikalney Main Der Kitnee Lagtee Hai
Umer Bhar Ka Bandhan Bhee Pal Bhar Main Tut Jata Hai
Soch Ko Badalney Main Der Kitne Lagtee Hai
Jab Hawa Mukhalif Ho,Mooj Main Samander Ho
Kashteyan Ulatney Main Der Kitnee Lagtee Hai

Kitne Dardnak The Wo Manjar Jab Hum Bichade The

Kitne Dardnak The Wo Manjar Jab Hum Bichade The

Usne Kahaa Tha Jeena Bhi Nahi Or Rona Bhi Nahi.

Dosti Shayad Zindagi Hoti Hai;

Dosti Shayad Zindagi Hoti Hai;
Jo Har Dil Mein Basi Hoti Hai;
Waise To Jee Lete Hain Sabhi Akele Magar;
Phir Bhi Zaroorat Inn Ki Har Kisi Ko Hoti Hai!

Ek bache ne nayi car par patthar se skrach dal diya,

Ek bache ne nayi car par
patthar se skrach dal diya,
.
jab pita ne dekha to usne gusse
me hathodi
bache k hath pe mar di aur uski
unglia chali gai.. .
.
pita apne gusse pe dukhi ho
kar bache k hath ko
dekh k rone
lga. .
.
achanak uski najar car par pade
skrach par gai.
.
usne gorse dekha car par skrach karke bache ne
likha tha.
.
.
"I LOVE MY PAPA"
.
dosto rishto ki kimat ka andaja
rishto ko khone
ke baad hota
hai!!!!!!! .
.
so take care of your relations..

Acche Logo Ka Humari Zindagi Main Aana Humari Kismat Hoti Hai

Acche Logo Ka Humari Zindagi Main Aana
Humari Kismat Hoti Hai
Aur
Unhe Sambhal Kar Rakhna Hamara Hunar!.

Rone Se Kisi Ko Paya Nahi Jata....

Rone Se Kisi Ko Paya Nahi Jata....
Khone se Kisi Ko Bhulaya Nahi
Jata...
.
.
Kyunki...
.
.
Waqt Toh Sabhi ko Milta Hai,
Zindagi Badalaney Ke Liye..
.
.
Lekin Beeta Hua Waqt,
Kabhi Wapis Aaya nhi Karta

Kisi dard ko sambhal pana aasan nahi

Kisi dard ko sambhal pana aasan nahi
Haste hue har pal bita pana aasan nahi
Zindagi main har koi dil main nahi bas pata
Or us ek base hue ko bhool pana aasan nahi.

Kahne wale ne kya khub kaha h...

Kahne wale ne kya khub kaha h...
Mohabbat hath me pahni un churiyon ki
trah hai...
Jo sanwarti hai...
khanakti hai...
Or phir khanak kr toot jati hai..!

Khamoshi ki zaban wo log samjhte hain..

Khamoshi ki zaban wo log samjhte hain..

Jo dard seh kar kabi shikwa nhi karte...

Muqaddar Mein Likhi kOi Baat Ho Tum....

Muqaddar Mein Likhi kOi Baat Ho Tum....
Taqdeer Ki Ek Khubsurat Saugaat Ho Tum....

Karke Pyar Tumse MehsoOs Ye Hua....
Jaise SadiyO'n Se Yuhi Mere Sath Ho Tum...

Siddat AaJ BHi he Mere ZazBaat Me..

Siddat AaJ BHi he Mere ZazBaat Me..

Chaand Roz Nikalta he Mgar RaaT Me..

"Apne Gam Ko CHuPaNe
Ka HuNaR Sikh ChuKi Hun main..

"Me Roti Ab BHi Hun Magar BarSaat Me.

Jo Baat Dil Main Hai Use Boolne Ki Himmat Rakkho

Jo Baat Dil Main Hai Use Boolne Ki Himmat Rakkho

Aur Jo Baat Kisi Ke Dil Main Hai Use Samjhne Ki Samjh Rakkho...

Bhul jana use jo tumhe bhula de

Bhul jana use jo tumhe bhula de
Mat dekhna use jo tumhe Rula de
par kabhi na hona dur uss shaksh se
jo apni aanke bhigo kar bhi tumhe hasaa de..

Itna betaab na ho mujhse bichdne ke liye,

Itna betaab na ho mujhse bichdne ke liye,

Tujh ko ankho se nahi dil se juda karna hai….

Rote Hain Mujhko Tanha Dekh Kar Wo Raste...!

Rote Hain Mujhko Tanha Dekh Kar Wo Raste...!

Jinpar Tere Baghair Ham Guzre Kabhi Na The...!

*** Log Mujh Sey Har Baar Pochtey Hain,

*** Log Mujh Sey Har Baar Pochtey Hain, 

Tum'ne Uss Mein Kia Dekha ?? 

Mein Kehta Hun Jub Ussay Dekha To Phir Uss K Bad Kuch Nahi Dekha ***

Dekha Hoga Andhay Ko Kisi Ka Hath Pakar Kar Chalte . . .

Dekha Hoga Andhay Ko Kisi Ka Hath Pakar Kar Chalte . . .

Meine Mohabbat Mein Tujh Per Youn Bharosa Kiya Hai . .

Har Waqt Ek Nam Yaad Ata Hai

Har Waqt Ek Nam Yaad Ata Hai
Kabhi Subah Kabhi Sham Aata Hai

Jab Sochte Hain Kyun Na Karle Hum Dusri Muhabbat
Tab Pehli Muhabbat Ka Anjam Yad Aata Hai

 

Madad karna ek boht mehnga tohfa hai...

Madad karna ek boht mehnga tohfa hai...

Islye sab se iski umeed nahi karni chaiye,

kyunke.....

boht kam log DIL ke ameer hotay hain.........

Hathon ki lakiron main kismat hoti hai,

Hathon ki lakiron main kismat hoti hai,
Milna aur bhul jana logo ki fitrat hoti hai,
Bikharta to har koi hai dard me,
Magar gum bhulana insaan ki jarurat hoti hai.

Uthati Lehron ko saahil ki darkaar nahin hoti

Uthati Lehron ko saahil ki darkaar nahin hoti
hauslon ke aage koi deewar nahin hoti
jalte huye ik chiraag ne aandhiyon se kaha
himmat hai to bujha ke dikha
jalne ke liye mujhe kono ki darkaar nahi hoti

Mombatti bhi admi ki tarah hoti hai

Mombatti bhi admi ki tarah hoti hai
wah bhi apna chmakta hua chehra dikha kar kinare se roti hai!
dekho is mombatti ko aur maan lo mera kehna
kabhi bhi is dukh ke andar maat rehna
nahi to sab jal jayega
sab gal jayega
bina teri anumati ke
Sab badal jayega



    

Toota hai dil par tooti nahi hai aas

Toota hai dil par tooti nahi hai aas
Num hai palke magar fir bhi chal rahi hai saans
Chahe ho jitne bhi gum par ye dil nahi hai niraash
Aur khushi ke pal lautenge dil ko hai pura vishwas

Apne is dil ko pyar se mehfooz mat rakhna

Apne is dil ko pyar se
mehfooz mat rakhna
Ghar me tumhare
Koi rahe ya na rahe
Par dil me kisi ko
Jaroor rakhana

Vakt ka kya hai
Tip tip kar ke baras jayega
Din ka kya hai
Dhire dhire pighal jayega
Jindgi to yuhi chalti rahegi
Arzoo koi ho na ho
Dil mai justzoo
Jaroor rakhana

Lafz juban se gir kar
Pal bhar me bikhar jayenge
Arma hontho ko chhu kar
Jane kahan kidhar jayenge
Khab yuhi ankho me aate rahege
Par Har khwab ko
dil ke Rubroo
jaroor rakhana
Apne is dil ko pyar se
mehfooz mat rakhna

Sari Umar zindagi se door rahe

Sari Umar zindagi se door rahe
Teri khushi ke liye tujhse door rahe
Isse badhkar to wafa ki saja kya hogi
Ke tere hokar bhi tujse door rahe

Toofan mein gam ke hum hanskar ke dikha denge

Toofan mein gam ke hum hanskar ke dikha denge
Wo shamma hain paani mein bhee jalkar ke dikha denge
Mohataaz nahi ulfat tere pyar ke jaamo par
Ta-umr tera gussa peekar ke dikha denge

Kuch Lafzon Ko Tol-Mol Kar Bataaya Nahi Jaata

Kuch Lafzon Ko Tol-Mol Kar Bataaya Nahi Jaata
Har Ek Ko Apne Dil Ka Haal Sunaya Nahi Jaata
Hum Jo Likhte Hai Woh Humare Jazbaat Hai
Auron Ke Liye Isse Kahani Ka Roop Banaya Nahi Jaata

Dil ki umangon ke pankh lagakar khule akash me udna chahti hu

Dil ki umangon ke pankh lagakar
khule akash me udna chahti hu
Lehron ki sawaari kar
sahil ko apna banana chahti hu
Aey Khuda! Himmat de mujhe ladne ki
itna aasan nahi mera safar kyoki
Mai patthar ko mom aur
mom ko patthar banana chahti hu

Hamesha Ye Koshish Karna Ki. . . . .

Hamesha Ye Koshish Karna Ki. . . . .

Zindagi Me WO Shakhs Aapko Har dam Muskurata Hua Mile. . . . 

Jise Aap Roj Aaine Mein Dekha Karte Ho. . . . . .

 

 

 

अध्यापक ने परीक्षा में चार पृष्ठों का निबन्ध लिखने को दिया

अध्यापक ने परीक्षा में चार पृष्ठों का निबन्ध लिखने को दिया - विषय था- "आलस्य क्या हैं ?

एक विद्यार्थी ने तीन पृष्ठों को खाली छोड़ दिया और चौथे पर बड़े - बड़े अक्षरों में लिखा - "यही आलस्य हैं |"

Arj kiya hai....

Maine hamesha zindagi mein DHOKE hi khaye hai.
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Maine hamesha zindagi main DHOKE hi khaye hai.
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Grapes,🍇🚿
Mango,🍋🚿
Apple,🚿
Chiku🍈🚿
amrud🍏🚿
cherry🍒🚿
Pineapple🍍🚿
Strawberry🚿
Pear🍐🚿
Watermelon🚿

Sub DHOKE hi khaye hain.
Aap bhi DHO KE hi khana....

Raat si tanha khamoshi hai mere dil mein,

Raat si tanha khamoshi hai mere dil mein,
Shayad kuch jazbaat ki kami hai iss dil mein......

Pehle to hum harr baat par haste ya rote the,
Par ab shayad koi ehsaas hi nahi hai mere dil mein......

Tumhari Har Ek Baat Bewafai Ki Kahani Hai

Tumhari Har Ek Baat Bewafai Ki Kahani Hai

Lekin Teri Har Saans Meri Zindagi Ki Nishani Hai

Tum Aaj Tak Samajh Nahi Sake Mere Pyar Ko Isliye

Mere Aansoo Bhi Tere Liye Pani hai...;(

Kon kehta hai dost ki tumse humari judaai hogi,

Kon kehta hai dost ki tumse humari judaai hogi,
yeh afwaah zaroor kissi dushman ne udaayi hogi,............

shaan se rahenge tumahre dil mein hum,
itne dino mein kuch toh jagah banayi hogi…..........

Tuta hua phul khushboo de jata hai..,

Tuta hua phul khushboo de jata hai..,
bita hua pal yaade de jata hai..,
har shakhs ka apna andaaz hota hai..,
koi zindagi mein pyaar to koi pyaar mein zindagi de jata hai... —

Waqt Ke Saath Humne Sab Kuch Bhoola Diya,

Waqt Ke Saath Humne Sab
Kuch Bhoola Diya, Saare
Gum, Saare Dard, Saare
Yadden Bhoola Diya..
Magr Use Na Bhoola Paye
Jisne Humea Bhoola Diya...!

Ashq unki aankhon k kareeb hote hain rishte dard k jinko naseeb hote hain

Ashq unki aankhon k kareeb hote hain rishte dard k jinko naseeb hote hain

daulat dil ki jisne lutaai ho

kon kehte hai

wo gareeb hote hain

Jis Tarah Ragon Mai Khoon Rahta Hai

Jis Tarah Ragon Mai Khoon Rahta Hai
Is Tarah Eri Chahat Ka Junoon Rehta Hai
Zindagi Ki Har Kushi Mansoob Hai Tum Se
Baat Ho Tum Se Tu Dil Ko Sukoon Rehta Hai…



   



 

Nahi mujh ko shikayat ab kisi se

Nahi mujh ko shikayat ab kisi se

Bas apney Aap se Roothi hui hoon

Me khush huon lekin eik sach bataon?

Main Ander se bohat

"TOOTI" Hui Hu.....;(

Raat Ko Soti Hoon Us Ki Tasveer Sarhane Rakh Kar . . .

Raat Ko Soti Hoon Us Ki Tasveer Sarhane Rakh Kar . . .

Dard Utth-ta Hai To Seenae Se Laga Leti Hoon . . 

लड़काः मेरी गर्लफ्रैंड बनोगी

लड़काः मेरी गर्लफ्रैंड बनोगी
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लड़कीः मेरा परिवार मुझे .
ऐसा करने की इजाजत नहीं देता .
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लड़काः परिवार का नाम
.तो ऐसे बता रही है जैसे .मेरे परिवार ने मुझे
.लड़की पटाने में डिप्लोमा कराया हो.

sometimes you have to distance yourself from people

sometimes you have to distance yourself from people.

if they care,they will notice,if they don't you will know where you stand...

Qadar Us Chaabi Ki Hoti

'Qadar Us Chaabi Ki Hoti Hai Jo Boht Se Taalo Ko Khol Saky, 

Na k Us Taaly Ki Jo Har Chaabi Se Khul Jaye..'

Ishq aur mohabbat us daur ki baatein h aye-dost

Ishq aur mohabbat us daur ki baatein h aye-dost
Jab log sachhe aur makaan kachhe hua karte the


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Zakham ki baat nahi hain,
Na jane dard kyu hota hain,
Dhokhe ki baat nahi hain,
Na jane vishwas kyu hota hai
Jante hai bewafai hi milegi,
Na jane fir bhi pyar kyu hota h

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Aajkal k bacche.

Maa : Beta, Kya Kr Rahe Ho ?
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Beta : Padh Raha Hu..
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Maa: Wah Excellent...!!!

Kya Padh Rahe Ho..
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Beta : Aapki Hone Wali BAHU Ke Messages...

Mera Number Change Ho Gaya Hai.

Mera Number Change Ho Gaya Hai.
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Chappal Ka......

Agar Purani Tujhe Chahiye To Le Jana.

Pagal Sharmana Mat...!!

Tu Dost Hai ApNaa Haq Se Maang...

When your absence does not alter someone's life,

When your absence does not alter someone's life,

 then accept the reality that your presence has no meaning in their life.

Saare waadon ko bhula skti hoon,lekin rhne do,

Saare waadon ko bhula skti hoon,lekin rhne do,
Main tmhe chhod k ja skti hoon lekin rhne do...

Tm jo hr mod pe le lete ho khud hi faisla,
Faisla main b suna skti hoon lekin rhne do...

Tmne jo baat ki dil ko dukhaane waali,
Uspe main muskura b skti hoon lekin rhne do...

Shaayad dil pe lge tmhaare,wrna tmhaare waade,
Main tmhe yaad b dil skti hoon lekin rhne do... 

Mohabat Ko Had Se Guzar To Jane Do

Mohabat Ko Had Se Guzar To Jane Do
Wo Samne Aayenge Hume Bikhar To Jane Do

Abhi Zinda Hu Mei To Aehsas Nahi Unko
Ro-Ro Kar Pukarenge Hume Mar To Jane Do...!!!

Conversation Between Girl & Boy after Break-up"

Girl : Your New Girlfriend is Pretty (Girl Thinks in Mind....Is she Really Pretty than Me ???)

Boy : Ya She is...!! (Boy Thinks in mind....But you are still the most Beautiful Girl i know)

Girl : I Heard that she is Funny & Amazing (All the Stuff that i wasn't)

Boy : Sure She is....(But she is nothing compared to you)

Girl : Well I Hope...You both last...(We never did)

Boy : I Hope you do too....(What Happened to You & Me...???)

Girl : Well...I gotta go....(Before i start Cry)

Boy : Ya me too...(I Hope you don't Cry)

Girl : Bye....(I Still Love you & Miss you)