Pappu makes a call from Delhi 2 his wife

Pappu makes a call from Delhi 2 his
wife
.
Servant picked up d phone.
Pappu : Memsab se baat karao !
Servant: Woh to sahab k sath kamre
me so
...
rahi hai.
...
Pappu : Par sahab to main hu.
servant: Ab main kya karu?
Pappu: Maar de dono ko, main hold
karta hu..
After killing....
servant: Dead body ka kya karu ?
Pappu: Ghar k piche swimming pool
mein
phenk kr bhaag ja.
Servant: Par ghar k piche to
swimming pool
hai hi nahi.
.
Pappu: Oh sorry, wrong number..:-